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slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

such-justice-wow:

tilthat:

TIL that sumo referee’s visibly carry a Knife in their belt to show their willingness to commit suicide if they make a bad call.

via reddit.com

When will other sports

hustlerose:

updogonline:

hustlerose:

a diamond shovel?

OH NO HOW WILL I GET MORE RARE PRECIOUS DIAMONDS???????

thot-character-of-the-day:

TODAY’S THOT CHARACTER OF THE DAY IS: You.

officialunitedstates:

you: eats a sandwich, bathes, texts your friends

me: cries havoc! and lets slip the dogs of war

uninsides:

daily-garfield:

08/19/78 (follow our twitter)

this is a top 10 post on this site

sbnkalny:

“I’M pretty sure trey Parker and matt stone are cryptids

fozzie:

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week